DR'S QUARTERS THE LIFE OF A SHOPAHOLIC

hey just recently i thought about writing this column to help out people who have had problems of a funny kind now i bring to the gals this notice SPENDIN SPREE A.K.A SHOPPING!!! it is said that shopping is like breathing to the female kind and thats not a lie gals are so compulsive on clothes we guys when we go shop by the specifics shirt trousers shoes boxers singlet finito but for the ladies youre in 4 a treat they can on average spend 6 hours shoppin lookin 4 "what we'll make them look nice' geez how insane can that be and when it comes down to the basics its not the clothes but the fun in buyin them some sort of clothing therapy i mean what will make a normal female buy a cloth that she does not need with a tag that says waste in most relatinships especially these bachelorette types a lady uses her money on clothes when the guy questions her she throws up serious tantrums and accuses you of trying to ruin her individuality like a friend of mine lanre 30 an investment banker said my girlfriend has problems when it comes to accounting what she used her cash to do on clothes its as if she's brainwashed totally ive tried to no avail she getas seriously moody when i bring it up so i just drop it for good the truth is i dont care what she buys the only problem is how she buys now thats a case of shopaholism and thats not healthy for young independent women now its said women have more control over ther financial security than men but we have hope when it comes to clothes check any outgoing guys wardrobe all u can see are a few shirts at least 10 and trousees when u check a woman's own you get a shocker over 100 seriously that's alarming and then theres the worst thing after shopping a woman has an emotional bond to each clothe she buys and i mean it!! its called sartorial retention when she says she wants to throw away her clothes it boils down to lookin at them touchin them and stuffin them back where they came from its so funny and we men are to blame yes we always are the question is how can we stop them the answer is we cant we just go with the flow and hope (very futile) that they learn from their mistakes the clothing trend in women is evident so if she starts spending on clothes again start spendin on something she hates she'll get the point eventually.